Pondering Life's Big Questions

I've been thinking lately.....

1. Where are my chacos? They disappeared about 2 weeks ago and I still haven't found them.
2. Why does Nevada keep pooping on the wheelchair ramps? I practically have to drag her outside whereupon she just stares at me until I let her back in. Then 5 minutes later, she jumps up and runs to the door and I let her out and she has to go so badly that she poops on the wheelchair ramp. One day last week, she pooped on her way to the door. Damn dog.
3. Ph.D.? What was I thinking??!!!
4. What's for dinner?
5. Where are my damn chacos?